FUCK AS HOT

There are two levels of hotness.
A) Hot as fuck
B) fuck as hot

Yeah, your girl is hot as fuck but Lisa (my girl) is FUCK AS HOT

by THE ONLY KIRKY January 7, 2021

Dumb Fuck

Also Know That Dumb Fucks Are Dumb If u read this u spent 4 min of your life reading shit

My. Friend is a dumb fuck

by KidZach June 27, 2016

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

V-Fucking

Virtual Fucking; the act of having sexual intercourse whilst in virtual reality. V-Fucking can be done with two partners in the same room wearing VR headsets, however, both members of the act may be simply V-Fucking online (this is most common in popular game VRchat).

Randy: You don't have a girlfriend, why do I keep hearing you grunting in the other room?
Chad: I am V-Fucking my girlfriend!

by WorstWordist February 27, 2022

irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.

Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...

by TasosMGr November 9, 2017