A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
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