Summer Day

A very snazzy person who loves frying pans and is a very smol bean

We stan a smol bean

Person 1: Do you know summer day?
Person 2: Yes, she is an adorable smol bean

by A Smol Bean October 3, 2018

Lindapendence Day

The day Linda DESTROYS ISIS.

Linda "I will destroy ISIS."

"It's Lindapendence day for you ISIS bitches!"

by Lindapendence day January 26, 2016

day fucked

Getting wasted during the day

I got so day fucked yesterday

by Just the Truth. February 16, 2018

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

day shifted

When some one fuckes up real bad on day shift

Man chris really fucked up that term he really day shifted it

by Taydum tod April 12, 2019

L day

When your day goes very bad or unfruitful, you call it an L day.

today was such an l day man, I lost all my money on poker.

by thesocalledwriter September 3, 2023

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021