by JohnTonks January 14, 2020
Get the John Tonks mug.A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
A classic John knock knock joke:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
by Poobumhead123404 March 11, 2020
Get the John Persse mug.John Cena but the Malaysian cina version. He is a paid actor and likes to buat drama in whatsapp group chats.
When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room
When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room
by Cinacinacina October 16, 2021
Get the John Cina mug.Such a kind and loving person he flirts to people but he doesn't mean it he's not very open about anything but if he opens up to you then you mean something to him he definitely take care of his girlfriend he's very picky with who he goes out with so if he goes out with you he thinks your special he's the sexiest person you will ever meet.
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