white flies

lies people write on facebook to friends to make that person feel good, or about themselves to make them look better.

Ex. 1 - "Girl, you look the same after all these years, so gorgeous, I ain't tellin no white flies!"

but if the truth was written it would be, "you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won't address that bad hairstyle. Don't even get me started about your wardrobe."

Ex. 2 - Status update: "Whew! Just ran 10 miles!"

Truth: "I just walked down the street to my neighbor's to see if he wanted to join me for a run. We ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game."

by Ubiferous July 30, 2011

White Dragon

A dragon that drinks milk (which causes its scales to turn white) in the land of dank memes.

"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."

by Draguinny July 4, 2018

White Christmas

When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.

Man 1:"Dude, I gave Dave a White Christmas last night."
Man 2:" RAAAD"

by CrispyBusiness March 25, 2017

Agent White

the less potent and more expensive alternative to Agent Orange

sense it costs more money and kills less VC, the United States pretty much never used it during the Vietnam War.

by IrishRepublicanArmy March 3, 2004

white fountain

When a male human is laying down and nuts all the way to the ceiling.

Bro I did a white fountain last night.

by Salem Salamander May 5, 2017

Noah White

A GOD

person 1: have you seen drama club on nickelodeon with NOAH WHITE?
person 2: no
person 1: go burn

by beatlefan March 3, 2021

White Out

When you take a dab and snort a line of xanax without exhaling.

White out - taking a dab and snorting a line of xanax before exhaling.

by xxemptywallsxx September 24, 2017