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fuck stain

n. the dried up sex juices left on the sheets
1. Dude, quit being such a fuck stain.
by LC August 30, 2003
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Uptown fuck

Sex with a posh person
Person 1. That guy is such a rah, not sure I want to sleep with him.

Person 2. Why not? Everyone knows uptown fuck gon give it to ya
by Get your coat you've pauled January 17, 2015
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Fuck Minute

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 30, 2010
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fucking windows

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012
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bore-fuck

Similar to a hate-fuck, but you fuck someone because their talking is so god damned boring you have to do something to shut them up.
Somebody really needs to bore-fuck Nancy Pelosi. Get her to shut the hell up.
by cockpony July 8, 2009
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fuck nesting

v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication

2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.

3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."

"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
by Vythel May 14, 2014
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Fuck Nest

A teenage abode consisting of several layers of blankets and pillows, often in the back of a pickup or van. Activities in the fuck nest include, but are not limited to, deep conversation, rage ranting, angst venting, music blasting, burger grilling, stargazing, smoking, sleeping among lightning/hailstorm conditions, and/or sexual intercourse. For best results, include 2-7 of your favorite teenagers.
Dude, wanna sleep in the Fuck Nest tonight?

Fuck Nest? Yeah dude.

Whose house are we "staying at" tonight? I wanna Fuck Nest.
by Indy Kids May 16, 2011
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