Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
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Get the Christian Tackett mug.Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.
Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!
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