Chris

Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.

"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."

by Factsheet November 21, 2021

Chris

Pretty cool guy, kinda wierd. Inside he hates every decision he makes but laughs it off because he has nothing to lose. Likely to become an alcoholic by 25. Woo

Chris is just chris

by Fml honestly July 6, 2016

Chris Ly

When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.

Anthony, you have said a lot of weird things lately.
You are starting to sound like Chris Ly!

by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018

Chris

You should be with Jeana

Chris, go back to Jeana.

by Sincerely, J April 26, 2020

Chris Hacker

A seriously beautiful and talented man that gets all the chicks.

"That's so Chris Hacker."

by Lord Plopington November 24, 2021

The chris

When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)

Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me

Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris

by Flopovan July 26, 2021

Chris

A hot guy who probably wears glasses and has blue eyes and brown hair, he's probably russian or german, either straight or gay no in between. Chris' are amazing and deserve more love, sadly love isn't in their favor too often. Give some love to a Chris today.

Person A: Look at Chris, he's so hot

Person B: Yeah but he's weird
Person A: He's got a big personality but he hides it stfu

by PastelFoxin April 13, 2021