Black Taco

(Verb) When one party smears the fecal remains of one's meal onto the vaginal areas of the female after corpulation.

Dude I totally gave shanaynay a black taco last night and now she won't talk to me. =(

by WeedThenWang November 4, 2009

Jacob Black

A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.

Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.

It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.

Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 18, 2010

Black ass

Having a bad attitude / mild depression.

"Things aren't going well lately, and I didn't get paid this week, so I've got the black ass.

by xavier_blount October 17, 2008

acting 'black'

Any forms of deliberately and or unintentionally simplifying vocabulary and pronunciation of such (which includes, but is not limited to) slang terminology, speech slurring, destabilizing sentence structure. In addition, the act of being excessively irritable with a heightened emotional reaction, violent or otherwise, to everyday occurrences.

"Ya jus' stepped on my shoe nigga'...I outta break my foot up in ya ass!" Why is Tyrone so angry? The man apologized and offered to purchase him new footwear...but he is still threatening him? He's acting 'black' too much...

by a real black guy July 18, 2013

black dick

Dream of every soccer mom. Because size does matter.

Sara dreamed about being impaled by huge black dick

by dildo777 January 5, 2017

uppity black

A uppity Black is a colored boy a negro or a person of color who think they are better than other blacks or colored boys. Uppity black people think they poopn don't stink that they better than other black folk. A uppity black complains and protests anything that doesn't go they way.

Hey shirley did you see that negro working in the mail room - Yes I did the mouth on that boy- Thats what I'm saying this company always hiring them uppity black folk think they better than the rest of us colored folk. Fixing sure is tired of them hiring uppity black folk - them boys should just go back to being house boys no cotton need picking round yonder. Agreed

by theeastsideanimal January 24, 2019

black ops

probably the most annoying topic to hear everyone talk about. i remember just 2 months ago people freaked out about Halo Reach, but nobody even will bother talk about that subject anymore. somehow, if you have prestiged, that automatically makes you awesome. People have even given up partying and sports (or at least in my town) to play this game.

Annoying prick: omg i just got black ops and i have prestiged 3 times!!!1! if you dont even have black ops your a n00b.

Me: fuck black ops. Were you not just making out with your hot girlfriend and scoring touchdowns the day before it came out?

by dodongo56 November 19, 2010