a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."
"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"
"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."
"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"
"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
by who's your mama July 4, 2014
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Get the I Like That Mocha mug.When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.
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You're already started on a favor someone asks of you. Then they ask you if you've started and you say, "I'm on it like blue bonnet"
by Bunny27 March 5, 2009
Get the On it like blue bonnet mug.noun: (1) a really lame comic strip. (2) a nonsequitor thrown out to break the silence in a conversation or to change the topic. (3) a web forum highjacking throw-away line.
girl #1: Did you hear that guy is hung like a horse?
girl #2: Yeah. I sure would like a piece of that.
guy: I like cheese.
girl #2: Yeah. I sure would like a piece of that.
guy: I like cheese.
by Iloveilikecheese August 12, 2009
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Matt - I only told him his girlfriend was a whore. How cut does he get!
Mick - yeah he's cut like seles.
Mick - yeah he's cut like seles.
by mick's a champ September 10, 2007
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