Fran: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!
by Grace F March 12, 2011
Get the too far red carmug. by YOUR MOM !@# January 17, 2018
Get the im in my mums car broom broommug. A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.
Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"
Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.
Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"
Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.
Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."
by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011
Get the JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CARmug. this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
Get the fuck up a one car funeral processionmug. When one uses the windshield washer and squeegee at the gas station to clean other parts of the car.
A bird crapped on the hood of my car, so I just pulled into Shell and gave it an Irish Car Bath after I filled up.
by sparkyb99 June 30, 2011
Get the Irish Car Bathmug. Having excessive and/or dangerous amounts of bass in ones vehicle. Provided usually by a subwoofer of various sizes and brands... yo.
Vincent: What is that sound?
Jarrod: Thats just my mad slap for your car yo
Vincent: Ohhh I understand nowwwww. May you turn it up louder please? I wanna be fucked in my ear pussy.
Jarrod: Thats just my mad slap for your car yo
Vincent: Ohhh I understand nowwwww. May you turn it up louder please? I wanna be fucked in my ear pussy.
by lalalaroorooga2009 December 29, 2009
Get the mad slap for your car yomug. "my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;
by Stanley April 12, 2004
Get the My car is slow baimug.