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Monkey Assholes

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes
by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Assholesmug.

Asshole

Zara is the definition of an asshole
by Bettycrocker August 12, 2014
mugGet the Assholemug.

Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024
mugGet the Asshole in the corner pocketmug.

Alcoholic asshole

Me
"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
by Am not gay February 1, 2023
mugGet the Alcoholic assholemug.

Asshole

Michelle’s brother Carlie (Porky)
Oh look it’s an Asshole!

Oh hey that guy porky’s and asshole!
by OwO_master June 27, 2020
mugGet the Assholemug.

Ancient asshole

Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.

A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.

The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.

The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025
mugGet the Ancient assholemug.

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
mugGet the bleach the pig's assholemug.

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