Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023

cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Scrotum-tit

when a part of someones body is saggy, ugly and wrinkly. Like a scrotum for a tit.

Quiet you look like a Scrotum-tit!

by All American Man April 18, 2017

tit bust

When the tits of a lady explode of enjoyment.

I think I'll have a tit bust of this guy I just fucked this weekend

by LeJoeDoe December 10, 2013

bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.

Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"

by Eldis May 21, 2015

J-tits

Adj: Shape of a woman's breast resembling that of the letter J. Long, sloping and curves outward away from the body.

That girl had a set of J-tits that were borderline tribal. I mean I could hang a coat on those things.

by eastondle February 26, 2012

Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019