Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

Inception Fucked

Passing out wasted, and waking up on edibles.

I forgot I ate that weed brownie, now I’m Inception Fucked!

by Keri Romeo January 25, 2019

Dis(The fuck)Appeared

When something just completely vanishes

"My ship was just here"
"Yea it didn't even fly away it just

Dis(The fuck)appeared

by SnoopDogg420Xx January 18, 2020

token fuck

Token fuck is when you get token fucked in your asshole by James Charles leaving a token shape in your ass

Holy shit that squirrel just got token fucked so hard

by Hitlers_Favorite_Jew ✡️ November 2, 2021

fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone.

I fucked your mom last night!

by FUZE Informer March 15, 2020

Destination Fucked

A woman smashes herself with beercans on top of a roof, tries to be Tony Hawk, fails, passes out, a kid gives her the finger, meanwhile there's a fire going on and there's also a fat pig

She got a one-way ticket to destination fucked after messing that up horribly

by SupremeDelta November 29, 2018