how old dem titties

Phrase used when enquiring wether a female with large breasts is underage

Hey Bill, how old dem titties?

by NGage July 23, 2008

National titty sucking day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.

A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

by Yadig6977 May 26, 2018

Upper Titty Tattoo (UTT)

Tattoo that is on the upper part of a women's tit, that is always on display. Designed to bring attention to a woman's boobs, usually on fat girls or ghetto bitches. First heard on the Adam Carolla Show on May 13, 2014

Look at that Upper Titty Tattoo (UTT) on that big girl over there.

by TurtlemanTim May 13, 2014

shit Mother TITTY NUTS!

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 29, 2018

titty nipple lip crust

Crust that comes off the nipple

Your titty nipple lip crust got in my salad!

by Babydoll400 February 24, 2015

Big Titty Goth Gf

It’s a Goth that has big tittys

Live Laugh Love Big Titty Goth Girlfriends😩🙏

Josh: “I Want a big tittys goth gf!!”
Tyler: “What’s a Big Titty Goth Gf?”
Josh: “It’s A Goth Gf Wirh Big Tittys!!”
Tyler: “Oh Sick dude!! I want a Big Titty Goth Gf too now!!”

by UrStarGirl January 17, 2023

Yo Momma Titty (YMT)

The equivalent of "Your Momma", with the stinging pain of embarrassment left upon the victim for secluding one of your moms best assets.

Tom "This hamburger is sloppy bro"
Ben "Yo Momma Titty (YMT) is sloppy bitch"

by GreenVegas66 January 13, 2009