truck driver sandwich

Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.

Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.

by Bearsfan314 February 17, 2017

Warm Meatloaf Sandwich

An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.

"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."

by NYEXE August 20, 2011

loose meat sandwich

it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.

i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.

by andrewisawesome November 30, 2016

Soggy Sandwich Day

Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).

You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spill beverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH

by The Sandwich God May 16, 2019

Nitro Ham Sandwich

When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.

Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."

by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017

Open-faced Sandwich

An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.

I made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.

by TannerChap July 9, 2010

Arcade Fire Sandwich

A BLT sandwich with an over medium fried egg. A perfect hangover cure for the day after a concert. Usually shortened to "Aracade Fire." The cart operated by the Greek couple on 47th and Lexington Ave in NYC make the best Arcade Fire.

I'm so hungover from that concert last night!

Dude, go grab an Arcade Fire Sandwich and quit your bitching.

by JayFayJayMuz August 27, 2010