A best friend. A boyfriend. Someone who loves his best friend (as a best friend) and feels the need to tell her many many many times when he's black out drunk. He loves a hazy IPA, expensive sushi (even if its not great quality, as long as it's expensive and the ambience is hip), and a swish Patagonia clothing item.
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
Note from John: "I have a nice butt. It's not too big, it's not to small, but it's kind of nice and perky and people like looking at it."
A classic John knock knock joke:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"A big dicked, sexy man"
"Oh, come on in John Persse!!!"
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When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room
When he nothing better to do he will bully newbies in the chat room
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A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
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