jesus h christ

an expression of surprised digust. The H probably stands for "Holy."

"Jesus H. Sufferin' Christ."

by Valda October 14, 2003

come to jesus

when a religious person realizes a non-religious (or religious) person is in need of God's love and help, they say this to tell them to come over to christianity (or to re-find God).

Also could be something said in the bed, if ya know what I mean ...

1. James, you suicide! Come to Jesus!
2. Oh, baby, come to Jesus, COME TO JESUS!

by deldelda July 29, 2004

drag radial jesus

See The Kevin Mullins

Drag radial Jesus knows all there is to know on drag racing.....Dont believe him just ask him.

by Uncle psy October 1, 2013

Thank gay jesus

What queer people say instead of thank god

Omg that was a close one. Thank gay Jesus we made it in time

by Evie70 December 7, 2021

jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.

thank you jesus, daddy, and the spook!

by kyle December 20, 2004

Swedish Jesus Taco

When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX

So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.

by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010

jesus loves you

When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.

Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?

by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010