Green Beret

When a girl blows a snot rocket onto your dick and uses it as handjob lube.

Guy 1: "That sucks that your girlfriend's sick."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she gave me the sickest Green Beret last night!"

by Sneakthiefer May 3, 2009

green street

financially sound as in easy st, green st as american money is green in colour

mate with this new job, im on green street bro

by drsnickelfritzlicious May 5, 2009

Green Mile

A network of rural roads that isn't patrolled by cops, and therefore is safe for driving while smoking weed.

"Dude, let's smoke some weed."
"Nah man, my roommate isn't cool with weed."
"Fuck it, get in the car and we'll drive the green mile."

by Castigated Clairvoyant August 10, 2012

green up

verb. Expression used in several multiplayer online games referring to strengthening or powering up. Originated in the game Subspace where players had to collect green objects to power up their ship.

I just died, give me a minute to green up.

by Masamune November 18, 2003

green ketchup

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.

Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook

by Cobs July 16, 2003

green day

They were KICK FUCKIN ASS DUDE up until they released that piece of shit American Idiot album and now they are sucking Satan's cock!
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But their old shit is still cool.

green day was doin so fucking good up until they pooped their pants with that american idiot bullshit

by SUBLIME fan July 3, 2006

Tom Green

When you have really sweaty balls and you put your hand down your pants, gettting the juiced all over hand then smacking the closet perons in the face!

J: come her tim......SMACK..hahaha you just got a tom green!

by Jusitn May 28, 2006