Wet Noodle Syndrome

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

by sulligas January 2, 2012

wet kezia

A wet kezia is someone who sticks there penis in a carved out pumpkin

wet Kezia is used when a male is feeling horny

by Hjoufvkibbxf October 21, 2017

wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004

Blowing Wet Shit

See also Blowing Mud; but pretty self-explanatory

Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease

by Dungah December 18, 2008

like a wet chicken

A phrase coined in "Roots", authored by the Pulitzer award winning novelist Alex Haley. A Mandinka elder tribesman is warning young tribesmen who have never seen a white man about the slave traders . The elder is describing how to detect the white man's presence.

"And remember, when you are close to where he has been his scent remains in the air. It is a smell like a wet chicken. The white man is here."

by D. W. Michalak June 25, 2008

wet boogie hands

Strange white or clear liquid on ones hands.

Justin bieber was gay so he had wet boogie hands.

by realactualdefreal August 6, 2016

Texas Wet Step

Involves wearing a Texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. A hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. Ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. One can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. It can be utilized at will but don't cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.

I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012