Commonly used as an insult, to describe someone as small or puny with a midget like build. Also used to describe wet dog food in some cases.
"Your acting like a Christian Roche". John has short man syndrome so we call him a Christian Roche. "My dog loves some Christian Roche for dinner".
by Chris DW July 30, 2022
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Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.
Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.
Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.
Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
by BMY2008 January 6, 2019
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Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
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Get the christian arriola mug.Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.
I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...
by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024
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