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J TIZZY goat

A blonde man (Jack Frost) look alike who unfortunately suffers from stage 3 autism. He struggles to read, and dress himself and his hair is quite atrocious. When hes not rubbing chocolate on his belly button, giving out Croall Salads, or in a bathroom (ED) he likes to swim in the water as he sometimes thinks hes a fish for some weird reason. In conclusion J TIZZY goat is the definition of autism.
Dont act like J TIZZY goat

Stop rubbing chocolate on your belly button J TIZZY goat

When I asked someone what J TIZZZY goat was I was thrown from a 8 story building
by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023
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J. Alexander Kueng

A mulatto cop who was an accomplice to the killing of George Floyd. Despite warning Chauvin of Floyd's lack of pulse, he did nothing to actually to stop Chauvin from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck.

He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.
J. Alexander Kueng warned Derek Chauvin of George Floyd's lack of pulse, but did nothing to stop him from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck. He remains a free man, at least for now.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020
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Daniel J Hunt

A guy who went to MJC and got a lot of women
Daniel J Hunt went after that women and the women loved him ;)
by Tendiesz April 19, 2023
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J name theory

J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.
Hey do you remember my ex, J____?

Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?

Yeah!!!

Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
by Bbop2789 December 24, 2015
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J-Money Chug

When a young caucasian/jew man wakes up irritated on a couch only to find a full beer in front of him and a few friends. He looks at his fellow peers who woke him up out of his much needed sleep and grabs the beer and starts to "deep throat" jug it. The jugging usually lasts 8-10 seconds as his friends watch in awe, the young jew then slams down the beer, where shockingly and sadly only 1/8th of the beer is finshed. Its pretty humiliating. J-Money Chug is nothing to boast about.
their really is no example because the J-Money Chug is extremely rare, usually it works out the same way as described above. You shouldn't really be proud of this.
by quetenemos April 22, 2007
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Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.
Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.
by PI Pat & Sweet Ape November 4, 2007
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P-B & J

The act of ejaculating into the vagina of a woman during her menstrual period. Hence the term, "Period Blood and Jizz"
"Hey Honey, i'm on my rag and feelin horny! Wanna Make some P-B & J?"
by Bkronks February 2, 2010
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