eye herpes

pretty self explanatory

"Yo guys, my eye herpes is flaring up again."

by Foote Fetisch May 23, 2010

Eye Barf

When something looks so bad, your eyes could barf.

Brittney: Omg ew, look at Kaven.
Amber: I know! He makes my eye barf.

by juanlover June 17, 2009

Eye Sweat

When you sweat through your eyes, usually mistaken for “crying”.

Joe: Hey are you crying?
Jacob: No it’s just eye sweat

by the_greatest13467 September 20, 2018

whispering eye

A woman's vagina.

Boy's have penises, women have whispering eyes.

by advgman December 19, 2008

cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006

Dark Eyes

Cheap ass vodka. Most times you can distinguish Dark Eyes from other vodka by its distinct "rubbing alcohol" taste/smell. Generally found at high school parties due to the price. It can be found at some college parties, but will never, ever be seen at a gay party. In hard times it can be considered acceptable to have a bottle of Dark Eyes, but this is only allowable in crisis situation.

Tiffany: Oh, my God, Amber! I have $2.57!
Amber: Totally awesome! We can get my older brother to buy us a keg of Dark Eyes and we'll have change left over!

Coco: I just did bottle shots of Dark Eyes with Nate in the parking lot at IHOP.... I told him to give me his gay card.

by Gypsy_Kitty99 June 22, 2009

cow eye

A cow eye is the "over-the-shoulder look" you receive from a female partner during doggie-style vaginal sex, by surprising her with anal intercourse without prior notice.

I thought she was loose banging her doggie-style, so I stuck it in her ass, unannounced. She gave me the "cow eye".

by Elliott01 September 15, 2006