Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.

Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!

by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

Ethan

He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee

Ethan is the cutie but he’s mine so don’t flirt with him

by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019

Ethan Stags

I wanna kiss him

Is That Ethan Stags?

by ZimmyTheSexyGuy June 29, 2021

Ethan

If you know an Ethan you know how truly caring he is. He’s kind and charismatic but in the best way possible. He can beat down on himself sometimes however. Even though we all love and care for him. He’s stubborn to the point that it’ll drive you crazy if you have a short temper. Words to describe an Ethan: caring, sweet, smart, artistic, kind, mindful, patient, and loving. He’s a huge nerd but in the cutest way possible. He’ll always comfort you when you need it. Everyone needs a Ethan in their lives.

Person A: Wow I’ve heard Ethan is amazing. Do you know him?

Person B: Of course I do. Who doesn’t? He’s the nicest and cutest guy ever.

Person A:*thinks* welp

by Vi...crumbly kookie February 18, 2019

Ethan Goff

this kid got a mammoth cock bro

“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”

“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy”

by FreeBobbyShurmeada March 1, 2019

Ethan Humphrey

he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares

Ethan Humphrey is a real g

by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020