Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail

“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview”

by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024

Flying fuck

Something absolutely nobody gives.

The music teacher was teaching a lesson on body percussion, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about it, so I just zoned out.

by jeplunknown January 16, 2025

Flying Dutchman

When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out

Yo watch out I’m about to hit a Flying Dutchman

by The little dingler man August 31, 2025

Flying Woodhasm

A furry flying creature that usually lives in the woods, but is also know to appear to those that wish for him on the night of the Sock Genie or Sock Djinn. it is also commonly used in the expression "I dont give a flyin' woodhasm!"

Doofus#1:Whats that up in the sky?
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!

by MelonBread August 11, 2008

Fly nigga

A nigga that be ballin so hard, he’d rather catch flights then feelings

Pers 1: Demm, Koby bryant is such a fly nigga

Pers 2: unfortiunatly his last flight ended his whole carreer

by Cloudass August 20, 2022

Flying to Cancun

Flying to Cancun is what you do if you're the zodiac killer and trying to get out of doing your one job.

"Did you hear that the hurricane just hit? Where is the Governor?"
"Probably flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz."

by nobody/hercules February 18, 2021

Getting Stung By A Fly

Getting stung by a fly means confusing others in a way that they forget what they were meant to do.
(It is something that I made up)

Person A: "Did you understand what __ meant in their presentation?"
Person B: "No. Probably they tried getting stung by a fly."

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025