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fiction burn

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.
by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017
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Anus Burn

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.
amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008
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burnside burn

Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.
Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.
by Becca 79 November 20, 2020
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burning

when someone is joking or lying
man you burning like that?
by jokersssss October 25, 2015
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Tear Burn

when your tears feel like acid and burn your eyes. Its mostly caused by yawning
My own tears are making my eyes feel like they are burning. The tear burn is real
by pringlesleaf August 21, 2019
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Devil burn

A scar, scratch, burn you get when you’re sleep after having a nightmare
I woke up with a devil burn on my arm
by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020
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