Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

Smoke Bomb

A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.

Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.

Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!

by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020

Smoke

Commonly Used Term Referring To Cannabis.

Hey Man You Interested In Buying Some Smoke?

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later

Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke

by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.

“You don’t want this smoked beef fam”

by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020

Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke

Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke

by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018