lady natch

A combination of a natch and a lady. Most often used to refer to a woman who wants to be a lady in the street and a freak in bed.

For example, "the other day, I wore a shirt that was very conservative and didn't show any skin. But I wore no bra. After all, I am a lady natch. I want to be a lady and a natch."

by MissA&MissV June 24, 2008

Crazy Babushka Lady

a nickname me and my friend made for a annoying girl in our class back in 4th grade, following her and her cronies throwing lays clumps of wet virginian clay at us.

stop hitting me with that baseball bat! your such a crazy babushka lady!

by my asshit slang October 1, 2025

Lady Boy

Opposite of a Brazilian wax; the waxing of a man’s ass and balls

Named due to the Philippines being the antipode of Brazil

Just got a Lady Boy

by TheDriverofDoom69 June 29, 2024

Lady Lotto

Lady Lotto - a game of chance played by ugly/nerdy men that involves making contact with large numbers of attractive women in the vain hope of finding a partner way above their league.

It must be time for a win on the Lady Lotto - I've sent almost fifty emails and not a single reply.

by mk188 October 24, 2010

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

A Lady Elizabeth

A foot job carried out while wearing tights or pantyhose.

Bro, I got A Lady Elizabeth last night, I busted all over her nylon covered toes, heaven.

by iShidid March 11, 2025

the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013