The Life Beams

When you're high, if you EVER feel "The Life Beams" you have an extremely tiny penis.

"BRO I FEEL THE LIFE BEAMS" -- "Cunt, you have a tiny penis"

by Weed Genie September 4, 2021

Subscription to life

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.

“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”

by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021

Hew a life

1) Make a (new) life.

2) Make a living.

1) "Emily and Richard came here to hew a life for themselves and their family."

2) "He works tirelessly to hew a life from the woods."

by Atoll_guy March 25, 2020

Jimming Life

When your spending more than you make and get caught up in the excitement and over pay for food and liquor!

I was out jimming life when all my friends started screaming huckleberry at me!

by KWLIP May 22, 2022

wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013

universal life

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted

I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great

by crease crease February 19, 2017

Life Jetlag

You're taking time adjusting to a different lifestyle instead of adjusting to a different timezone.

Jimmy: Bro you okay? You look like you're dying.
Timmy: Yeah man, I'll be fine, just got some mad life jetlag right now, y'feel?

by .Wonton Fighter. October 26, 2020