Dead Eyes

Noun, Origin 2012

A name for a person in a state of intoxication where their eyes look lifeless.

1. "Dead eyes asked Jake to help find her friends, but they ended up making out instead."

2. "Maybe we should cut old Dead Eyes off, he's keeps trying to wrestle the bartender."

3. "Easy there, Dead Eyes. Maybe you shouldn't have drank that entire bottle of $8 whiskey before the strip club."

by Chief Jerganov April 20, 2014

hawk eye

When you moon someone and spread your butt cheeks.

He showed everyone his hawk eye.

by Alec January 19, 2005

chaps eye

the pee hole of your manhood

look how far the cum shoots from my chaps eye

by Chris K March 12, 2004

eye sticker

when you give a man a blow job and they blow their load in your eye and it hardens and crusts and you have your eye brows and eye lashes crusted to your face

last night daddy gave me an eye sticker and I couldn't see for 8 hours

by Andy Sitko March 15, 2004

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

Big EYE

A street drug that makes people act like their aint a problem in the world.

ex 1: When I seen little Johnny was shot but didn't call the ambulance, I knew he was on big EYE.
ex 2: "Everybody got their own problems. When I lost my son Big EYE helped me get through the pain and still does... Don't worry about me."

by artifacthunter13 December 8, 2014

Pigeon eye

someone whos eyes look like a pigeon's after sex or a beating

I banged jennifer so hard last night she got pigeon eye

by Mr. Bigglesbag February 23, 2008