When you tag two people in your facebook status, and put "versus" or "vs" in between the two names. By doing so you're implying that the two should argue on your facebook status.
Example
Bob: @John VS @Jane. Facebook battle. GO!
John:BITCH, I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP!
Jane: I'LL CUT YO DICK OFF!
etc
Bob: @John VS @Jane. Facebook battle. GO!
John:BITCH, I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP!
Jane: I'LL CUT YO DICK OFF!
etc
by andrewz1117 November 15, 2009
Get the facebook battlemug. the digital equivalent to 'make it public' as in when two people start bringing out any kind of r'ship in front of people- facebook is the first place they'd do so. Probably precedes real life flirt, fight, friendship whatever
Dude (after dinner on first/blind date): wow we look cool in this pic. mind if i wall it on my facebook?
Chick: i dun think thats such a good idea. we should wait a while before we make it facebook.
Chick: i dun think thats such a good idea. we should wait a while before we make it facebook.
by reeny oolala May 18, 2010
Get the make it facebookmug. A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
by AliceBobCarol October 17, 2013
Get the facebook doctormug. Larry: You're my best friend Marty!
Marty: Likewise, Larry!
Larry (On Facebook): Larry thinks Marty is a bitch.
Marty: You're such a Two-facebook Marty!
Marty: Likewise, Larry!
Larry (On Facebook): Larry thinks Marty is a bitch.
Marty: You're such a Two-facebook Marty!
by TehMark March 22, 2010
Get the Two-Facebookmug. Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.
Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.
Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
by Rebel54x October 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Douchemug. A person who spends a great deal of time on facebook and basically trolls the entire site looking for anything interesting to do there, because they've completely lost their mind.
by ziggle January 31, 2009
Get the facebook weevilmug. Writing a post of a songs lyrics on your page. Or having someone do the lyrics with you like a duet.
Dude, we should Facebook sing lighters. I'll do eminen's part, you do the other dude's part and I'll get someone else to do Bruno mars's part. Let's do it on Ashley's page.
by Imma rock U June 13, 2012
Get the Facebook singmug.