Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

Sneezing Webster by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

webster 

someone who is hot and beautiful

she looked like a webster.

webster by acekidd March 27, 2013

Left-handed Web Site 

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes

"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

Left-handed Web Site by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008

websiteing

The act of visiting several websites on the now extremely prevalent protocol known as 'the internet' for an often extended period of time.

A person may sometimes record websites visited while 'websiteing' in a file finder.

Last night when i was websiteing i came across this really cool site....

websiteing by iPhelim April 17, 2008

webster's 

A real dictionary with real definitions. Indescribably boring. Still not as popular as the Bible or the Beatles.

John Lennon never said "We're bigger than Webster's"

webster's by The Rom September 3, 2003

webster 

A cute little man. A "prettyboy" worker on a construction site or in a factory that is kept around because of his good looks and desirable little girl-like physique. The websters purpose is to act as the recipient of the aggression of the common workers and to act as a modern day peg boy.

Damn, the boss has me all stressed out. I think I'm gonna go pump a load into the webster during lunch break.

webster by The Man Himself 101 November 10, 2012

what's the word Webster? 

1. A way of asking somebody how they are doing.
2. A question to determine the agenda for the night.

Friend1: What's the word Webster?

Friend2: Going to tha club to find some dirty girls.

what's the word Webster? by Fizzle Dance July 6, 2008