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Vsco Girl 

A spawn of satan, a total tard. Never seen without a hydroflask and a multitude of scrunchies made in the 90’s. Proclaims “SAVE THE TURTLES” every other fucking word, and only speaks the language of “SKSKSKSK”. Wouldn’t surprise me if their chromosome count was over 9,000.
Imma fucking shoot myself if I hear another vsco girl shout save the turtles again.
Vsco Girl by Billy BigDick765 September 16, 2019
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VSCO GIRL 

An annoying person that never shuts up about saving the damn turtles
Omg I'm a VSCO girl I always want to save the turtles and-i-oop sksksksksksks

Vsco girl 

Hey sksksksksks hydroflas- SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT NO ONE CARES IF YOU GET BEAT AT HOME HOOOOOOLLLYYYY SHIT GOD DAMN NO ONE LIKES VSCO GIRLS

VSCO girl 

someone who tries to be trendy on social media using the VSCO app. To catch a wild VSCO girl, drop a HydroFlask on concrete and yell “AND I OOP.”
“Dude I dropped my HydroFlask these not much time before the VSCO girls get here.”
“Quick, take out your plastic straws”
VSCO girl by nijin October 15, 2019

Vsco Girl 

A basic girl who has the app TikTok and VSCO and she owns a Hydroflask, Carmex, Puka shell necklace, Brandy, Scrunchies, Vans, Birkenstocks, Pura Vida, etc. And she says "And I oop" or "Skskskskskskskkskskskkskskkskskkskskksksk" a lot.
Emma: I'm such a Vsco girl
Amelia: I know right me too!!!
Kate: SKSKSKSK AND I OOP
Vsco Girl by .....idk November 28, 2019

sad vsco girl 

A girl who loves scrunchies, hydroflasks, pura vida bracelets, and livin life. She is happy and bubbly on the outside, and everyone always wants to be around her. She is sweet and dependable and is really good at pretending that everything alright. Perfect vsco girl am i right? WRONG she a sad bitch. She sad, she lonely, she crying all night long. She loves drug dealing pieces of shit named Kaden, sometimes she tells herself everything is fine, and then she texts a boy that she knows is toxic, sometimes they are named Jake.
person 1: yo hayley is such a sad vsco girl

person 2: yeah dumb bitches ex is in juvie and the others are dead.
Hayley: skskkskskskskskks and i oop- *drops acid*
sad vsco girl by tiddyz September 27, 2019

Vsco girl 

Some girl who likes hydroflasks,seashell necklaces,wears over sized shirts with super short Nike shorts 24/7,and she uses vsco too much that she is vsco worthy
Basic white girl: Hey I’m gonna be a vsco girl now

Vsco girl: fuck off
Vsco girl by not_sasha July 14, 2019