Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.

doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk

by MrKnow2011 April 12, 2011

Yankee Doodled

When a person tries to mock the United States with a song or name but instead Americans embrace it.

Jim: hey man, did you hear the song "Keep Your Rifle by Your Side" from Farcry 5? It's apparently supposed to make fun of us, but I've just embraced it. Ubisoft really Yankee Doodled this one.

Bob: Yeah I know, but I love the song, I really connect to it.

by KatothePotato June 18, 2021

Scamp Doodle

Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.

Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.

by tamar1n July 24, 2012

Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.

Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.

by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022

dankie doodle

Slag for "dank meme"
Not to be confused with spankie spoodle

"Ay bro, send me some dankie doodles"

by BallisticKnife3 June 13, 2018

Doodle Fox

Doodle Fox (CJ) is a digital artist and animator, part time voice actor and a horrible singer. She spends most of her time laughing at cursed images of Rantaro Amami.

Doodle Fox stinks 😎

by A fan of Doodle March 31, 2021

Frick a doodle

The worst swear you could possibly say. If you say this you should get a life sentence for you terrible language, but sadly the government hasn’t caught on yet.

“FRICK A DOODLE”
“GOD DAMN FRICK A DOODLE”
“GO DAMN FRICK A FRICKING FRICK A DOODLE”

by The87Creator December 9, 2019