Creamy Chimney

After anal sex, you light up a cigar, and stick it up her butt. The smoke given off makes it seem like a chimney.

The scent given off from the creamy chimney was the most foul, malodorous scent I've ever experienced in my 73 years of life.

by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009

Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America

I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.

by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008

Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen

"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."

by Joe :) February 25, 2009

Creamy Cobbler

A person that gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating Seamon

Jones: Suzan is a Creamy Cobbler!

by Disneylove7 April 22, 2023

Creamy Lincoln

After cumming inside a girl you insert one copper penny with the stealth.

Dude, I gave that girl from the DNC a "creamy Lincoln"

by Tberry146 March 2, 2021

Creamy Halo

An act in which the recipient takes a thick bead of Male ejaculate (evenly distributed, of course) across the forehead in a haloesque fashion.

The homies Carlos and Damian rock bangs, out of necessity, to conceal any evidence being Creamy Haloed.

by TheTrueOger68! December 17, 2020

creamy carlton

Just before you are about to blow your load and you pull out, you do the Carlton (the dance).

When me and my girlfriend were having sex it was so good I gave her a creamy Carlton.

by Lol Snak April 23, 2018