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Narcissist 

A man as hat blames you for the things you do or don't you to cover up the truth that he is hiding.
A man that likes to beat on women put them down. And then tell them that it's their fault.
You spend all of your time stroking his ego but it won't ever be good enough. And in his mind you've never actually have made him feel good about himself so he will constantly make you try to make him feel good about himself while making you less of a person to make him more of person.
Isolate you from your support group at any given chance. Then tells you nobody cares about you.
And that narcissist wouldn't let me out of his bus all the while telling me to leave.
Narcissist by GingerSnap5150 June 30, 2020
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Narcissist 

nar·cis·sist
/ˈnärsəsəst/
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noun
a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.
"narcissists who think the world revolves around them"
A grandiose self image. A very inflated ego. A continuous need for attention. A big urge to be admired. And if that admiration is lacking or the narcissist is criticized, which is even worse, he lashes out recklessly.
Narcissists blame others for their failures. Donald Trump is one of the most well known narcissists.
Narcissist by Hillary Cinton November 13, 2020

Narcissist 

Someone who only cares about themselves.
Trump. Trump is the ultimate narcissist.
Trump doesnt care about anyone but himself, he’s a complete narcissist.”

“Daniel left me at the movies just to do his hair nice! He’s such a narcissist!”
Narcissist by peachiiskies January 19, 2021

closet narcissist

clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)

1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
__________
John: Hey Henry! How are you doing?

Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?

John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—

Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.

John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.

Henry: What? No, I'm not.

(Henry is a closet narcissist).
closet narcissist by Nøkkenbuer August 22, 2012

Narcissistic Masturbation 

The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.
Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!

Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!

Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!

Narcissisochist 

indistinct self-loathing parading as self-love, drawn to like-minded nutters. a combination of the words narcissist and masochist.
1. that narcissisochist is googling himself again!

2. she's trawling the craigslist personals looking for somebody who's into Nabokov, reminds her of her ex and has a mirror above the bed. the narcissisochism is strong in this one.

3. Tom Cruise.
Narcissisochist by catcherintherye February 2, 2010

Narcissist 

Kendall is a narcissistic person because he is perfect and better than everyone else. He may also be a pussy but he won’t admit it.”.
Narcissist by Zach majors November 5, 2019