Lard

A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”

Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard

by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

Lard

Fat people, known as Kevin

Hey Kevin, you’re such a lard!

by Cornydawgy May 11, 2024

LARD

Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle

Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!

by Hobbisan July 23, 2023

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Lard

A word that can replace anything. The most omnipotent word out there.

Hey Lard hows it going
Haha Lard
You look so Lardy today
I just larded bad
Ooff what a lard

by Lardylard December 23, 2019

Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat

He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck

by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025