Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011
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Get the serious closet mug.An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
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Get the Closet Pedo mug.A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.
That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!
by berntone April 24, 2009
Get the closet crazy mug.When you come out of the closet, only to find yourself in another, slightly larger closet. The word "Babushka" is in reference to the type of wooden doll produced in Russia, which has smaller versions of itself inside.
"Oh man, I came out of the closet and told everyone I'm asexual, but now I think I might be trans too... I'm in a babushka closet"
by Hummus hummus March 25, 2020
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"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
by josafo January 2, 2009
Get the Closet Bitch mug.A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.
Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!
I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
by keen observer1 March 23, 2011
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