douche bag

A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.

When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.

by Catechism September 7, 2007

douche bag

pussy deodorant, when a person is usually persistent at something and won't give up.

guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!

by Fox audacious muncher December 22, 2008

douche bag

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

douche bag

a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.

a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.

You are a really stupid douche bag.

I can't find my douche bag!!!

by Danali Marie October 11, 2003

douche bag

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!

by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

douche bag

n. A gay man with curly hair.

Ben McLane is a douche bag.

by Suzie February 3, 2005