coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020

Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.

"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"

by BlazinBananas August 13, 2023

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Taco dealer

The dealer of tacos, the one who distributes them and is below the taco master

Tacomaster04 is the best taco dealer

by RichardiusA5 November 15, 2020

mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.

"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker

by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020

wap dealer

An native Alaskan that lives across from a McDonald's that deals the dankest and sloppiest wap you've ever seen

Friend 1"Oiii I'll be visiting the wap dealer in Alaska"

Friend 2 "That's aweeeeeeome "

by Orbit 423 November 24, 2022

Art dealer

Dealer with no coustmers :(

Example: Art dealer

by ;27; August 3, 2022