Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015
Get the Alyssamug. A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
by E.m.o February 11, 2009
Get the Alyssamug. by sorrylucioyourwack January 3, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. She is a beautiful girl and loves basketball and is really funny and laughs a lot and is a very caring girl she would help anyone in need Alyssa is a girl you need in your life
Alyssa is great
by Blaze July 22, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people
Also addicted to black tar heroin
Also addicted to black tar heroin
by danica420420 October 12, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. This girl is amazing and a joy to be around. She will make friends very easily but will have troubles between who's her real friends. Her smile lights up the room and she has gorgeous brown eyes and brown hair. She will struggle with finding the right man. Also very self conscious and cares about what others think of her but she doesn't show it. She stands up for her friends and family and trys to make everyone happy. If you have a friend named Alyssa you are one lucky person to have such a loyal and honest friend.
by Marylenn Hisenburg November 1, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.