by Real garbage December 11, 2024
When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,
Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
by Dr.DoubleButt October 01, 2021
Aussie Anal is The notion of fuckin a hot blonde aussie chick while screamin really racist nazi qotes in a really aussie accent
by aussie man name jaun hernandez August 26, 2019
by AnonymousAustralianGuy February 29, 2020
A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.
Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.
by Peadhan September 27, 2024
TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
by Mikool77 July 05, 2023
n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.
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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
by gnostic3 January 12, 2022