fuck

what me and your mum do every night <3

I love to fuck your mother’s pussy (amen😩).

by 𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 April 30, 2021

Perma Fucked

(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has

Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol

That tweaker is perma fucked !

by forbiddinknowlage July 13, 2021

the department of I don't give a fuck

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.

Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

by Shuaman October 12, 2018

fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

Fuck Google

Fuck Google, - expressing frustration, anger and powerlessness over Google and other corporations invasive practices og doublespeech (ie. "We care about your privacy)

Trying to turn this alarm off, my phone is locked, why is the assistant suddenly talking??? Fuck Google

by Rip Kirby October 15, 2022

fucking dumbass

When someone does, say, or simply is incredibly stupid that even dumbass can't describe their stupidity

"dude, Jake tries to push open a door when it literally has a sign which says pull"
"bruh what a fucking dumbass"

by Gabtron August 27, 2023

Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.

“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

by Riddikuluslessness October 18, 2023