fuck

i want to fuck you

please let me fuck you in the ass

by i don't have a life lol end me November 29, 2021

My Fucking Coffee

The whole reason most of you made it this far

Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.

If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.

by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

Fuck-n-snugg

Fucking until both of you finish after which the two of you move into a snuggle postion because it was just that good

"Hey you and Jim fuck-n-snugg last night?!"

"No! That ass left as soon as he came!!"

by Ceyez January 20, 2016

Gritty Fuck

When you are having sex (usually at the beach) and you get sand in the vagina.

Jenny and I were at the beach and had a gritty fuck.

by Norrin1 January 6, 2019

fucking shitclue

The point of a process where all frustrations come to a boiling point and yelling ensues combining all kinds of curse words together because you have no fucking clue what you’re doing.

OR your observation of a complete fucking shitshow of a mess that someone has left and they obviously have no idea what they’re doing and/or have run out of fucks to give.

There is no reason it should have taken that long. They obviously did not have a fucking shitclue of what they were doing.

by CalmURSelf December 22, 2023

Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.

Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*

by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022