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urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)
by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016
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Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care
by FelledJudge January 10, 2022
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holy trio of Urban Dictionary

1. Sexual stuff
2. Drugs
3. Random people’s friends
Test the holy trio of Urban Dictionary NOW by pressing the RaNdOM BuTtON!
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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The first Urban Dictionary definition

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023
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urban dictionary word creator

when you search urban dictionary word creator you wont be lead to where you’re actually trying to go which is urban dictionary new world
by ripzoe February 2, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.
When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.
by someonefromearth February 8, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.
According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
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