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Chris

Chris are usually alway asshole and suck massive dick. If you have a Chris as a friend you better get the fuck away from him because he might murder you or try to rape you! GET THE FUCK AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE !!!
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ANY CHRIS YOU KNOW NOW!!
by Chris hater 69 November 16, 2021
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chris

chris is gay, so henceforth use it when mentioning a gay person.
by That Guy Who Is Good At Games February 1, 2021
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Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
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chris mcbirnie

the baddest mother fucker in the block smokes weed and lives life to the fullest.
chris mcbirnie is dope
by lil cock pump November 13, 2020
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Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.
Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend
by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021
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Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.
Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
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