Nickname/description of a young professional that has no idea how awkward they are in the workplace or other social settings. Frequently exhibited in technical fields such as engineering. Behaviors include: carrying on uncomfortable conversations, long-winded emails that talk in circles, stalking co-workers without making contact, staring at people, and peaking around corners.
Every office likely has one 'Kid Autism', though not often to a degree that it noticeably affects their ability to interact with co-workers.
The condition does not required actually being diagnosed as clinically autistic; any combination of unusual behavior or lack of understanding social protocols will serve as an adequate basis for attribution of the nickname. Intended to be only mildly insulting, but more generally a term of endearment.
Every office likely has one 'Kid Autism', though not often to a degree that it noticeably affects their ability to interact with co-workers.
The condition does not required actually being diagnosed as clinically autistic; any combination of unusual behavior or lack of understanding social protocols will serve as an adequate basis for attribution of the nickname. Intended to be only mildly insulting, but more generally a term of endearment.
Ollie: The other day 'Kid Autism' sneaked up on me and stood in the door of my cubical for 5 minutes staring at me until I happened to turn around. He said he didn't want to "bother me".
Jerrod: He is one creepy little f***er.
Jerrod: He is one creepy little f***er.
by Mr. Nakajima April 30, 2013
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Dude, that dumpy kid just receieved a negative ten on the spelling test where the hardest word was dog.
by John Jacob Jingle Hymer Smit December 15, 2007
Get the dumpy kid mug.A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.
Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX
Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX
Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
by dollarstoregas January 27, 2023
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Kids who like to make a scene with the way they dress. Originally, this is what that meant. You were scene as long as your style was totally different.
However, this has changed only to include only these types of people:
-Long, choppy, colorful hair. (girl or boy)
-Hair accessories such as bandanas, bows, big hairclips are common. (girl and boy)
-Sparkles on the eye makeup (girl or boy depending on how gay the guy is)
-Lots and lots of black eyeliner (boy and girl)
Now, some idiots of the world will call the modern scene kids things like; Goth, emo, punk. This is NOT TRUE! Scene kids are all about the fashion and the music.
So your basic definition of a scene kid is, "Kids who like the make a scene in the world with their clothing and their music."
Kids who like to make a scene with the way they dress. Originally, this is what that meant. You were scene as long as your style was totally different.
However, this has changed only to include only these types of people:
-Long, choppy, colorful hair. (girl or boy)
-Hair accessories such as bandanas, bows, big hairclips are common. (girl and boy)
-Sparkles on the eye makeup (girl or boy depending on how gay the guy is)
-Lots and lots of black eyeliner (boy and girl)
Now, some idiots of the world will call the modern scene kids things like; Goth, emo, punk. This is NOT TRUE! Scene kids are all about the fashion and the music.
So your basic definition of a scene kid is, "Kids who like the make a scene in the world with their clothing and their music."
Guy: Look at that emo kid with his stupid gay bitched out hair.
Girl: You are such a moron, that guy is a scene kid. Totally different, go talk to him and he will most likely act like a perfectly normal person. Well maybe a little cooler and less preppy than a normal person, but still normalish.
Girl: You are such a moron, that guy is a scene kid. Totally different, go talk to him and he will most likely act like a perfectly normal person. Well maybe a little cooler and less preppy than a normal person, but still normalish.
by this_calls_for_sarcasm June 5, 2010
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Get the clear kid mug.Scene kids are alright in most respects. Some of the scene chicks are pretty hot...but some of the pants I see the guys wearing makes me question if they have a penis. Anyhow, most of them are ok and I honestly don't give a shit if they dress similar to each other. I'd rather be surrounded by band tee's then Abercromie bullshit.
Me: Wow dude you are way to scene kid-ish.
Scene Kid: *Place funny and slightly arrogant response here*
Scene Kid: *Place funny and slightly arrogant response here*
by powerman4000(ding) October 20, 2009
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by JOHN DOE December 13, 2004
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