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Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.
After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"
by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009
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John Whyte

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..
"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)
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John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall
John lemons is a legend
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Tricky John

A Man With a Vagina
"Quinn? Oh He's a tricky john"
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John Fury

A MACHINE.

Father of the king of the world, Tyson Fury. John Fury aka Gypsy John or Big John.

Everyone knows who he is.
Man: Why is Tyson Fury ducking Usyk?
John Fury: SHUT UP, MY SON IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, A FIGHTING MAN!
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John-Evan

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
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john aiden

A white person with glasses who says their mexican.
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