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John P

A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"
by Ashley knode May 28, 2020
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john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.
“Hey did you hear abo-“
John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.
by Funnyman January 10, 2021
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john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!
Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive
by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015
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John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks
Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."
by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010
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john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.
Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
by G. E. A. June 17, 2017
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John Key

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"
by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021
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John Cena

A god. A good Oman. The most powerful and beautiful man on this earth.
Blessed my soul! I just saw John Cena. I just witness the most beautiful and glorious man in this world. He even walks like a god.
by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016
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