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christiane

Christiane is the most beautiful girl you will ever know. Omg her eyes are so stunning and her smile can bright someones day. And har body, she got a big booty and atlathic body. She gets all the boys. Her personality is the best, she is so charming and cute. Every girl is jealouse of her because she is perfect.
Wow look at that booty!
Yeah it must be a Christiane!
For sure, look at that smile too, and her eyes! I just can't get enough.
by babybaby223344 January 21, 2019
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Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie about how big that fella is down there.
Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought
by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023
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Christian Blue

by jonathanthemanman November 21, 2021
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Christian

Biggest dick motherfucker alive. Is the funniest man alive. Pretends to love guys but in reality loves all people expect homos. Is a true G to rely on
Christian your dick is so big
by Alejandroloveschris April 18, 2023
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Fake Christians

Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
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Christian

A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.
girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.
by anonymous July 26, 2021
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Christian

He’s the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and he’s smart when he wants to be. He’s probably sensitive at times as well.
Christian is such a nice person
by thatonedude627 February 18, 2021
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